PLANE ETIQUETTE 

Hey Jenny Beans!
I’m on a plane! I love being a frequent flyer but I’m not keen on human beings that don’t know of the un written plane rules. This is how you make me feel…


OVER LIFE AND ON THE EDGE OF SUICIDE! BUT! DONT STRESS ANNOYING HUMANS! IM HERE TO HELP 😜
Number one annoying plane thing you should not do is pretty straight forward..

Just because you’re bigger than me, or older than me, or your plane get up is way more attractive than mine, it does NOT mean you can hog the arm rest! How did you decide that it’s yours? It’s communal sista and you can shuffle that elbow forward and let me on the back. Thanks so much. Next…

Don’t talk to me for 6h. We aren’t friends, I don’t know you and my face isn’t THAT friendly. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met some incredibly interesting humans on my travels but when I put my head phones in and I no longer fake laugh at your bad jokes it’s time to recline yourself honey and eat the gross pretzels they often give out with your own thoughts. Maybe I should work on my resting bitch face? 

Before any of the above things can even happen to me I’ve often been annoyed in security. I don’t know what the job description is for the people at airport security and I have great respect for them keeping us all safe but they all seem to have THE MOST ANNOYING SHOUTING VOICE. The constant repetition of “PASSPORT N BOARDIN’ PASS AT THE READY FOLKS. SHOES, JACKETS, HATS OFF AND OH NO SIR LAPTOPS, IPADS AND TABLETS IIIIIN A SEPERATE BIN!” 

I CANT COPE WITH IT!!! Seems like a crazy statement I know but when you’re in a line for and hour listening to a woman that sounds like Janice from friends shout that over and over you’re probably going to want to remove yourself from that environment. So for my sake and all our ear drums, HURRY THE EFF UP, GET YOUR BELONGING IN THAT GROSS TRAY AND SHIMMY ON THROUGH TRAVELER!

Anyways, glad we got that all cleared up and I officially sound like a traveling bitch. Haha! I’m joking. Kinda. Just don’t hog my arm rest. 

Kay! Love you Beans! Comment below if you’ve had any annoying experiences. 

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JV xo

Long Distance Relationship HELP!

Oh hey sistas HEY!

It’s me, I’m back and I’m on top form after my aggressively typical LA order of a tall, iced Americano, old school with an extra shot, non-fat milk and 1 Splenda. WOO! I AM POPPIN’! And I’m also never going to use the word “poppin” ever again.

OKAY.

LONG BLEEPING DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS. Now that’s what we’re here for.

I HATE THEM. Great talk. Bye.

I’m joking, of course. I think there are good things and bad things that you can discover from falling in love with someone that lives half way around the world.
Firstly, let me start with… YOU. WILL. BE. OKAY! You just need to figure out how to get through the distance and stand the test of time without drinking home made poison and quoting Romeo and Juliet over FaceTime. You may sometimes get to the “I HATE YOU, THIS ISN’T GOING TO WORK, YOU DON’T LOVE ME ENOUGH TO DO THIS” point, perhaps multiple times. I’m not saying you won’t BUT long distance is totally doable! I admit, I have been that angry, crying person and I’m now a solid 3 years deep… Thats vile. Let me say that again… I’ve had many girly meltdowns and I’m still his profile picture 🙂 Much better!

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Let me start with some pointers. (Crumbs, I’ve secretly always wanted to have a relationships column in a mag so this blog allows me to live out my dream.)

1. CRYING and WEEPING.

So, I personally think excessive crying is healthy and expressive, buuuuut your partner may not agree, and crying over something you can’t change is not good for you. So, DONT be that person more than once a month (Everyone deserves one solid “help me” cry). You need to focus on you! The more you focus on you while you’re apart the sooner I believe you can be together. Distance allows you to do that. It allows you to focus on your career and your goals, therefore achieving more things and allowing you to get to your couple goals quicker. You knowwww, a massive diamond ring, a mansion and a perfectly formed pampers baby. Im such a girl. Seriously though, perhaps working on yourself while you’re apart takes the strain off the fact that its impossible for you to be together at that time in life. Trust me. This works! and way less tears. Lots of “Attractive strong partner points” for you.

2. KEEP IT ALIVE

My next success story for surviving the LD (GOD I HATE MYSELF FOR THAT ABBREVIATION) is making the other person feel special without being with them. You need to get through those times you’re apart by keeping your relationship alive. Skype dates, flowers, things to look forward to together or something as simple as sending pictures to keep them updated with your day. Here is my last one..

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Now THAT is a #WCW!

3. SAVE YO PENNIES

Long distance is pricey so save up your pennies to do special things when you’re together. On birthdays make memories instead of getting prezzies. (Even though I do love a wrapped gift.)

4. BE A UNIT

My heart thief tells me that we make up a super, strong unbreakable unit and thats why we can get through the heart ache of sometimes being apart. So be a unit. Even if its a friend thats moved away or you’ve moved away from family or friends. Long distance, you are mother-bleeping hard but I’ve come to believe two people supporting each other, making unforgettable memories, and getting over the cringeness of dirty texting makes for quite the journey. Allllllright so I just admitted to dirty texting…On that note its time for me to scoot.

I love you my Beans! Thanks for reading my blog. Comment below and share support and love with all the other Jenny Beans!

Lots of love,

Jen xoxo

 

 

THE YOGA CHALLENGE!

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER FILMING A VIDEO MY ENTIRE LIFE!

My best friend Olivia and I decided to open some wine and attempt some serious duo yoga! It was quite the experience and of course I documented the entire thing!

 

Love the wannabe yogi,

Jenny

xo

MY VERY FIRST BLOG! 

Oh HAAAY! So, I heard this is what all the cool kids do? Blog sista BLOG! So, WELCOME! This is my post whenever I wanna post blog, it will be all the time if I keep up with my reality TV and don’t have to spend my evenings catching up on all the classic “Bravo drama”. I’m planning to be real, treat this like my online diary. I know, so Carrie Bradshaw of me, right? I WANT TO BE HER, GUYS! So this is my starting point as I’m not ready to wear heels and puffy skirts everyday just yet 🙂 I’ll be informing you all about my life, the real things that happen, the places I go and the stuff that “celebrities” don’t usually blurt out in a blog. My grammar is so far from perfect, I say it as it is and my spelling may be like a 5 year olds at points but I firmly believe that if you’ve even read this far into this blog you accept me. Kayyyyy lets go!
So lets start this blog with something depressing. YOU ACCEPT ME REMEMBER! This blog is not going to be conventional one. I’m wrote this on a plane from London to Los Angeles. It began with me listening to Adele while gazing out of the window hoping it would rain to match my “please feel sorry for me, I’ve left my boyfriend and family” mood BUT it soon all turned around when the track switch to Rihanna and I found out I could connect to WIFI! WTF! PLANES HAVE WIFI! My mind was blown! (Wow, that last sentence made me feel old). Anyway, that was the first thing that cheered me up, then secondly the person next to me wasn’t enormous and spilling into my seat. Huge plus! I then went all crazy, got all emotional, tried to cry like Rachel McAdams in the notebook swiping through pictures from my trip but I soon realized it was probably not helping my acting skills that i’d been holding my wee for so long that I was on the verge of a bladder infection. This is when window seats are really not ideal. Having to wake up the snoring couple next to you so you don’t get cystitis. Cute.
So my trip was one of the best I’ve had in a while. It was the perfect balance of everything I love! Travel, family, filming, jet lag, wine, food, boyfriend love and boyfriend drama. Don’t worry Danny and I are still #CoupleGoals (I secretly love it when you guys write that) but a little screaming in the street and fisticuffs is totally acceptable. IM JOKING! WE DON’T ABUSE EACH OTHER! Unless me pinning him down with force and trying to tweeze his brows is abuse, then I think we’re in the clear. It all began with me getting home for Valentines day. For the first time since September 17th 2013 where we were actually physically together on Feb 14th EEK! HE TOOK ME TO BARCELONA! I was the happiest little Queen Bean you could ever imagine and then when I purchased myself a selfie stick for the occasion my heart almost popped.

See! you’d think that was a candid or I had a seriously long arm. GENIUS. My selfie stick even allowed me to touch the top of the Sagrada Familia 😛 LOL LOL LOL I CRACK MYSELF UP.


Seriously though, big brownie points to my love for making my valentines very special and letting me discover my new fave city!


When Valentines was over, I jetted off to London and then onto Armenia to meet the cast and crew of the new show I was working on “Great Big World.” I am co hosting various episodes with my lovely friend Elizabeth Stanton. We traveled and filmed our adventures in Armenia, France and Italy.

Armenia was extremely humbling and they eat this incredibly tasty flat bread called lavash that I honestly cant talk about anymore or ill dribble on my laptop.

Italy next! I stayed at the Royal Hotel San Remo and my room made me feel like a true princess. LOOK AT THE VIEW FROM MY BED.

I immediately called Danny and informed him this is where our wedding is going to be. The phone went silent and I heard a huge thud. Danny had a heart attack. JOKING! But he did say I needed to calm myself down and thats when I did that whole “wait, you don’t want to marry me?!” in a really sad, disheartened voice and then they let you talk about it a little more. These are the moments where you throw in detailed comments about the ring you want so they don’t get it wrong. haha! Or if you’re reading this Dan Dan i’d like a…

*Danny reading this really does have a heart attack* Anyway i’m a crazy girlfriend. I am. Kinda. Whatever. He loves me, its fine.

I ended my trip in Nice France. The views are simply beautiful and we discovered a little old town called Eze where I fit in perfectly.


We wrapped after almost 3 amazing weeks of filming and I was ready to get in some family and friends time before heading back stateside. I squeezed in,
A mummy and daughter date.

A double date.


A lets stay in pjs and eat date.

It was beyond perfect and I was so happy hence why leaving is so hard. People you love are so important. Life throws you sad days, just go with it. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. YOU CAN DO IT! GET A DOUGHNUT. IVE EATEN 3 TODAY! I FEEL GREAT!

Now then, I’m not ending on a cringe tone my cringeomiter wont allow it.
HERES A FACESWAP!

 TERRIFYING!

Okay so, my first blog is over. My Beanies will be in my shop above SO SOON! I will keep you posted on my socials below. LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKED MY BLOG SO I CAN FEEL LIKE CARRIE FOR AT LEAST 24H.

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Kay, i’m in a much better mood and as Abbie Lee Miller would say “Save your tears for you pillow” so harsh but my erratic crying on airplanes needs to stop.
New video TOMORROW!IM BACK IN ACTION!
I LOVE YOU JENNY BEANS!
xoxo Gossip Girl, I mean Jenny. BYE!