Hey Jenny Beans!
I’m on a plane! I love being a frequent flyer but I’m not keen on human beings that don’t know of the un written plane rules. This is how you make me feel…
Just because you’re bigger than me, or older than me, or your plane get up is way more attractive than mine, it does NOT mean you can hog the arm rest! How did you decide that it’s yours? It’s communal sista and you can shuffle that elbow forward and let me on the back. Thanks so much. Next…
Don’t talk to me for 6h. We aren’t friends, I don’t know you and my face isn’t THAT friendly. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met some incredibly interesting humans on my travels but when I put my head phones in and I no longer fake laugh at your bad jokes it’s time to recline yourself honey and eat the gross pretzels they often give out with your own thoughts. Maybe I should work on my resting bitch face?
Before any of the above things can even happen to me I’ve often been annoyed in security. I don’t know what the job description is for the people at airport security and I have great respect for them keeping us all safe but they all seem to have THE MOST ANNOYING SHOUTING VOICE. The constant repetition of “PASSPORT N BOARDIN’ PASS AT THE READY FOLKS. SHOES, JACKETS, HATS OFF AND OH NO SIR LAPTOPS, IPADS AND TABLETS IIIIIN A SEPERATE BIN!”
I CANT COPE WITH IT!!! Seems like a crazy statement I know but when you’re in a line for and hour listening to a woman that sounds like Janice from friends shout that over and over you’re probably going to want to remove yourself from that environment. So for my sake and all our ear drums, HURRY THE EFF UP, GET YOUR BELONGING IN THAT GROSS TRAY AND SHIMMY ON THROUGH TRAVELER!
Anyways, glad we got that all cleared up and I officially sound like a traveling bitch. Haha! I’m joking. Kinda. Just don’t hog my arm rest.
Kay! Love you Beans! Comment below if you’ve had any annoying experiences.
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